[Religion class]
april & i kept laughin "like a heifer (virgin), touched for the very 1st time".. haha.. we're goin to use cows in our imaginary commercial..
prof. z:
-"hey, if i was a mother & got my child weaned off my teet (tit), i'd celebrate too!"
-"read the old hebrew 'tabloids'.. now those are really sexy stories"
In Potiphar's House by Kugel
-"i'm telling you.. the Bible was brought to u by MEN"
ah! no wonder
-"so who's ur daddy!?!"
women in the old testament often bore children but either didn't know who's the father or had many partners
-"some words of advice for u: never go to bed in a completely dark room or get so drunk cuz u never know who u'd done it with"
Lot's daughters made him drunk & did it with him for fear of gettin old & not havin children.. Jacob, thinkin he's intimate w/ his one true love Rachel, wakes up & finds Leah next to him.
-"i'm telling you.. Moses is from california"
referring to moses @ the burning bush.. the wood of the bush seems to be on fire but is not consumed.. in cali, there are fireplace logs which burns but can be reused over & over
-"God plays favorite"
in Genesis, he chose the younger child over the older (isaac instead of ishmael, jacob over esau, joseph instead of reuben)
-"you'd get confused.. God tells you to be honest & true for He frowns upon deceit, but our Patriarchal Fathers were deceitful"
abram tells abimelech that sarai is his sister.. isaac did the same w/ rebecca.. jacob stole esau's birthright & final blessing
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[Religion class]
april & i kept laughin "like a heifer (virgin), touched for the very 1st time".. haha.. we're goin to use cows in our imaginary commercial..
prof. z:
-"hey, if i was a mother & got my child weaned off my teet (tit), i'd celebrate too!"
-"read the old hebrew 'tabloids'.. now those are really sexy stories"
In Potiphar's House by Kugel
-"i'm telling you.. the Bible was brought to u by MEN"
ah! no wonder
-"so who's ur daddy!?!"
women in the old testament often bore children but either didn't know who's the father or had many partners
-"some words of advice for u: never go to bed in a completely dark room or get so drunk cuz u never know who u'd done it with"
Lot's daughters made him drunk & did it with him for fear of gettin old & not havin children.. Jacob, thinkin he's intimate w/ his one true love Rachel, wakes up & finds Leah next to him.
-"i'm telling you.. Moses is from california"
referring to moses @ the burning bush.. the wood of the bush seems to be on fire but is not consumed.. in cali, there are fireplace logs which burns but can be reused over & over
-"God plays favorite"
in Genesis, he chose the younger child over the older (isaac instead of ishmael, jacob over esau, joseph instead of reuben)
-"you'd get confused.. God tells you to be honest & true for He frowns upon deceit, but our Patriarchal Fathers were deceitful"
abram tells abimelech that sarai is his sister.. isaac did the same w/ rebecca.. jacob stole esau's birthright & final blessing